So, I get this call…
Before I get to this one, I have to say that there’s this couple that stays at the campground a few times a year, every year. They’re super nice and they never cause any problems, but they’re probably one of the most oddly matched couples around. Well, not really. But you know that stereotypical oddly matched couple, where the woman is a little chubby and tall and the man is this small little thing?
Well, it’s like that.
And I think both of them might be missing a few marbles (and teeth).
Anyways, this story doesn’t have to do with them.
So I get this call at around 4:30pm.
Me: Campground ^^
Guy: Hi… my name is [insert name] and I’m staying on site [number], in the tenting section… and my wife just came back from the washroom and told me there were two people enjoying their shower just a little too much. Together.
Me: Oh… oh no.
Guy: Yeah… you know, it’s just not really appropriate for a family campground. When there are kids around and stuff.
Me: No, I completely agree with you. I’ll send someone up there.
Guy: Okay, thanks.
Me: Sorry about that.
Guy: It’s okay. Thanks.
Jim was there so I told him and he went up there to find them still going at it. He didn’t find out who they were, but he yelled at them saying that they’ll be kicked out if they’re caught again and saying that it was inappropriate. He said the woman peeked out, but he didn’t recognize who it was.
We never found out who it was.
But of course Amanda goes, “Hey, you think those are our buddies?” Referring of course to the couple mentioned in the very beginning of all this.
I sat there for a good five minutes asking her why she would even suggest them. That’s not a thought I ever wanted to have. Ever. I mean come on, there are some people you just can’t consider as sexual beings because it just… it’s just hard to wrap your mind around. You know it happens, but you’d prefer to be ignorant and think otherwise, haha.
And that’s the second time this year we’ve caught people having sex in the women’s washroom showers.
But on the plus site, there have been less stories about poo.
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