This is why I love the campground.

A: DAVE! If you ever want to go camping in Poland, these people left their brochure!
D: Oooh!
A: They stayed here, and they own a campground there. So they gave this to us.
D: *takes brochure* Ooh. THEY EVEN HAVE FISH THERE! THEY HAVE FISHING.
A: Yeah! It looks nice. AND THEY LEFT US A KEYCHAIN.
D: It’s nice! Did you show my father?
A: No, not yet.

Okay, so this probably isn’t half as funny if you don’t know my boss, but for those that do I’m sure you can appreciate the conversation.